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MEMORANDUM
Subject: Suitability of Spouse for Future Diplomatic Assignment
This report assesses the suitability of Mrs. Samantha Childress, spouse of Mr. Nicholas Childress, to support her husband’s potential future assignments at U.S. missions overseas.